So the other day I was standing in Vivian's room folding some laundry and was just kind of absent-mindedly looking at that map on her wall. It's really so covered in things that I'm constantly finding something new. So I'm standing there and start thinking to myself, "Wouldn't it be funny if they put really terrible things on the map? Like the locations of oil spills and stuff. Hahaha, that would be funny. They could even put that great Pacific garbage patch on there. Oh I'm just so clever and hilarious."
Huh. There it is. That map is really extensive.