J - "I liked your blog post today about the clothes."
A - "Oh, thanks."
J - "It reminded me of why I married you, that's totally something I would do, count up all my clothes."
A - "You should do it, you have way more clothes than I do."
J - "No I don't! I just did a big purge, you have way more clothes than I do!"
A - "I'm going and counting your clothes right now. Your clothes are in three closets!"
J - "What, no they're not. They're in our room and my suits are in the office, that's it."
A - "You have a bunch of hoodies in Vivian's closet!"
J - "Oh, well you still have more clothes."
A - "I'm going to count them right now."
So I marched down the hall with my notebook and pen and started counting it up.
- 4 pairs of jeans. Seems reasonable
- 31 T-shirts. Yeah.
- 5 pairs of shorts
- 2 pairs of jogging pants
- 3 short sleeved button down shirts
- 9 long sleeved button down shirts
- 12 golf shirts
- 3 pairs of khakis
- 13 hoodies (!)
- 2 sweaters
- 1 sweater vest
- 4 jerseys
- 3 suits
I didn't take pictures of everything, because I was on a mission. But seriously, doesn't this sound like a lot more than my wardrobe? (Which, I should add, has been edited down even further since I posted about it) I mean, come on - 31 T-shirts and 13 hoodies? What the hell.
Now who's the hoarder?